Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
