There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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