She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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