your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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