i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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