Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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