STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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