Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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