yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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