I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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