My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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