I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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