Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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