we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Welp...herpes.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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