When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
