Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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