What a fucking waste of an outfit
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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