it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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