Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Is Oprah even human
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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