Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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