Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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