im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its about making memories worth repressing
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
