she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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