READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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