Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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