Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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