i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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