I don't think brook has ever known best
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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