She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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