There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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