i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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