Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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