So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My dick has a subreddit
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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