My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We just shotgunned beers for America
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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