Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
wow bdsm is so cute
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