READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
