Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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