Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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