so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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