Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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