i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize