And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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