I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
