it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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