just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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