Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
