Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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