Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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