Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Im part way to drunk.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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