i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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