The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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