these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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