No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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