I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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