"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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