Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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