u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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